“Don’t be so modest. I barely helped at all.”
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
ok trying to sleep in the dark and theres no sound is not for me..,.„
One Direction performing Midnight Memories at the XF usa finale - x
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
hey remember that time disney made a movie with a diverse cast and strong female characters and not-entirely-evil antagonists and interesting characters and a poc princess and unique animation and an exciting plot and a steampunk submarine to top it all off
and nobody so much as gave it a second glance
sometimes i forget that dogs are animals descended from scary ass wild beasts that hunt and kill and shit like
my pug just farted so loud she scared herself and had to be cuddled until she stopped crying like how did this happen
can we please stop killing our probation workers?
"How much money does college cost in America?"
i’m dying this couldn’t be more accurate.
George <3 <3 <3
God Bless the English sense of humor.
"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence